We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm getting married
To pizza
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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