Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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