no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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