so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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