i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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