i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
handjob tips. give me some.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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