But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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