my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You need Xanax blowdarts
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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