it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
