never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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