I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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