On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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