I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
this just has baby written all over it
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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