I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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