I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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