If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you inspire me to be a worse person
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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