just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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