this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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