whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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