Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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