i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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