I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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