idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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