5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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