I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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