just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm always down for nudity.
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