Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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