it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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