I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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