I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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