Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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