Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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