im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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