worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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