ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
