no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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