My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
Fav 3 1047 607 share tweet
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize