She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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