How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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