Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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