she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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