I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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