that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
