He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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