I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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