I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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