nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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