i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
no, he came in my armpit
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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