11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize