I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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