I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
is it fun? or sober?
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