ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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