Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was confusing and full of hummus
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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